What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic
HA HA HA
So, below are a few of my favorite phobias...
NOTE those marked in yellow are those that I think are extra super duper funny and those marked in pink are the ones I myself posses.
Ablutophobia Fear of washing or bathing
Acarophobia Fear of itching
Aeroacrophobia Fear of open high places (As is high wasn't enough)
Agateophobia Fear of insanity
Agrizoophobia Fear of wild animals
Alektorophobia Fear of chickens
Alliumphobia Fear of garlic (mmm I thought those were called vampires...)
Allodoxaphobia Fear of opinions (Nope don't need them)
Amathophobia Fear of dust (Duuust bunnieees)
Ambulophobia Fear of walking
Anablephobia Fear of looking up
Anglophobia Fear of England, English culture, etc
Angrophobia Fear of anger or of becoming angry (Who would have thunk!)
Anthrophobia Fear of flowers
Apeirophobia Fear of infinity
Apotemnophobia Fear of persons with amputations (Is this even pc?)
Arachibutyrophobia Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth
Arithmophobia Fear of numbers
Astrophobia Fear of stars and celestial space
Asymmetriphobia Fear of asymmetrical things
Athazagoraphobia Fear of being forgotton or ignored or forgetting
Aulophobia Fear of flutes
Autodysomophobia Fear of one that has a vile odor
Automatonophobia Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues
Automysophobia Fear of being dirty
Autophobia Fear of being alone or of oneself ( I am a mean little person)
Aviatophobia Fear of flying (It's just not natural)
Barophobia Fear of gravity
Batrachophobia Fear of amphibians, such as frogs, salamanders (It's a FACT)
Bibliophobia Fear of books
Blennophobia Fear of slime
Bogyphobia Fear of bogies or the bogeyman
Cacophobia Fear of ugliness
Cardiophobia Fear of the heart
Carnophobia Fear of meat
Catagelophobia Fear of jumping from high and low places
Cathisophobia Fear of sitting
Chaetophobia Fear of hair
Chirophobia Fear of hands ( The Beatles want to hold yours)
Chorophobia Fear of dancing
Chromophobia Fear of colors
Chronomentrophobia Fear of clocks
Chronophobia Fear of time (Wait, What!?!?!?)
Cibophobia Fear of food
Clinophobia Fear of going to bed
Coprastasophobia Fear of constipation
Coprophobia Fear of feces (Shit! I'd be afraid too)
Coulrophobia Fear of clowns
Decidophobia Fear of making decisions
Deipnophobia Fear of dining or dinner conversations
Dendrophobia Fear of trees
Dextrophobia Fear of objects at the right side of the body
Didaskaleinophobia Fear of going to school
Dikephobia Fear of justice (How unfair is that!)
Dipsophobia Fear of drinking (NOT!)
Dishabiliophobia Fear of undressing in front of someone
Epistemophobia Fear of knowledge (hmm)
Equinophobia Fear of horses (Not ok in my book, I don't care what she said)
Euphobia Fear of hearing good news
Geniophobia Fear of chins
Genuphobia Fear of knees (because they're mad?)
Gerascophobia Fear of growing old
Helminthophobia Fear of being infested with worms
Heterophobia Fear of the opposite sex
Ichthyophobia Fear of fish
Ideophobia Fear of ideas
Ithyphallophobia Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis
Koinoniphobia Fear of rooms
Kolpophobia Fear of genitals, particularly female
Lachanophobia Fear of vegetables
Levophobia Fear of things to the left side of the body
Linonophobia Fear of string
Lutraphobia Fear of otters
Megalophobia Fear of large things
Methyphobia Fear of alcohol
Microphobia Fear of small things
Mnemophobia Fear of memories
Neopharmaphobia Fear of new drugs
Nephophobia Fear of clouds
Octophobia Fear of the figure 8
Odontophobia Fear of teeth (Watch out, they bite)
Olfactophobia Fear of smells
Oneirophobia Fear of dreams
Ophthalmophobia Fear of being stared at
Pantophobia Fear of everything (Well why didn't you just say so...)
Papyrophobia Fear of paper ("The first cut is the deepest")
Pentheraphobia Fear of mother
Phobophobia Fear of phobias
Pupaphobia fear of puppets
Rhytiphobia Fear of getting wrinkles
Sciophobia Fear of shadows
Scriptophobia Fear of writing in public
Sesquipedalophobia Fear of long words
Spacephobia Fear of outer space
Symmetrophobia Fear of symmetry
Telephonophobia Fear of telephones
Xenophobia Fear of strangers
