Ho Ho Ho

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

HA HA HA

So, below are a few of my favorite phobias...

NOTE those marked in yellow are those that I think are extra super duper funny and those marked in pink are the ones I myself posses.

Ablutophobia Fear of washing or bathing

Acarophobia Fear of itching

Aeroacrophobia Fear of open high places (As is high wasn't enough)

Agateophobia Fear of insanity

Agrizoophobia Fear of wild animals

Alektorophobia Fear of chickens

Alliumphobia Fear of garlic (mmm I thought those were called vampires...)

Allodoxaphobia Fear of opinions (Nope don't need them)

Amathophobia Fear of dust (Duuust bunnieees)

Ambulophobia Fear of walking

Anablephobia Fear of looking up

Anglophobia Fear of England, English culture, etc

Angrophobia Fear of anger or of becoming angry (Who would have thunk!)

Anthrophobia Fear of flowers

Apeirophobia Fear of infinity

Apotemnophobia Fear of persons with amputations (Is this even pc?)

Arachibutyrophobia Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth

Arithmophobia Fear of numbers

Astrophobia Fear of stars and celestial space

Asymmetriphobia Fear of asymmetrical things

Athazagoraphobia Fear of being forgotton or ignored or forgetting

Aulophobia Fear of flutes

Autodysomophobia Fear of one that has a vile odor

Automatonophobia Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues

Automysophobia Fear of being dirty

Autophobia Fear of being alone or of oneself ( I am a mean little person)

Aviatophobia Fear of flying (It's just not natural)

Barophobia Fear of gravity

Batrachophobia Fear of amphibians, such as frogs, salamanders (It's a FACT)

Bibliophobia Fear of books

Blennophobia Fear of slime

Bogyphobia Fear of bogies or the bogeyman

Cacophobia Fear of ugliness

Cardiophobia Fear of the heart

Carnophobia Fear of meat

Catagelophobia Fear of jumping from high and low places

Cathisophobia Fear of sitting

Chaetophobia Fear of hair

Chirophobia Fear of hands ( The Beatles want to hold yours)

Chorophobia Fear of dancing

Chromophobia Fear of colors

Chronomentrophobia Fear of clocks

Chronophobia Fear of time (Wait, What!?!?!?)

Cibophobia Fear of food

Clinophobia Fear of going to bed

Coprastasophobia Fear of constipation

Coprophobia Fear of feces (Shit! I'd be afraid too)

Coulrophobia Fear of clowns

Decidophobia Fear of making decisions

Deipnophobia Fear of dining or dinner conversations

Dendrophobia Fear of trees

Dextrophobia Fear of objects at the right side of the body

Didaskaleinophobia Fear of going to school

Dikephobia Fear of justice (How unfair is that!)

Dipsophobia Fear of drinking (NOT!)

Dishabiliophobia Fear of undressing in front of someone

Epistemophobia Fear of knowledge (hmm)

Equinophobia Fear of horses (Not ok in my book, I don't care what she said)

Euphobia Fear of hearing good news

Geniophobia Fear of chins

Genuphobia Fear of knees (because they're mad?)

Gerascophobia Fear of growing old

Helminthophobia Fear of being infested with worms

Heterophobia Fear of the opposite sex

Ichthyophobia Fear of fish

Ideophobia Fear of ideas

Ithyphallophobia Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis

Koinoniphobia Fear of rooms

Kolpophobia Fear of genitals, particularly female

Lachanophobia Fear of vegetables

Levophobia Fear of things to the left side of the body

Linonophobia Fear of string

Lutraphobia Fear of otters

Megalophobia Fear of large things

Methyphobia Fear of alcohol

Microphobia Fear of small things

Mnemophobia Fear of memories

Neopharmaphobia Fear of new drugs

Nephophobia Fear of clouds

Octophobia Fear of the figure 8

Odontophobia Fear of teeth (Watch out, they bite)

Olfactophobia Fear of smells

Oneirophobia Fear of dreams

Ophthalmophobia Fear of being stared at

Pantophobia Fear of everything (Well why didn't you just say so...)

Papyrophobia Fear of paper ("The first cut is the deepest")

Pentheraphobia Fear of mother

Phobophobia Fear of phobias

Pupaphobia fear of puppets

Rhytiphobia Fear of getting wrinkles

Sciophobia Fear of shadows

Scriptophobia Fear of writing in public

Sesquipedalophobia Fear of long words

Spacephobia Fear of outer space

Symmetrophobia Fear of symmetry

Telephonophobia Fear of telephones

Xenophobia Fear of strangers

Lola & I

Lola and I are best friends

Lola and I watch TV

Lola and I play fetch

Lola and I...

Lola and I go for walks

Lola and I like to cuddle

Lola and I sometimes bark

Lola and I...

Lola and I are both libras

Lola and I are deranged

Lola and I are best friends

Lola and I...

I doodle when I'm happy

I doodle when I'm sad

I doodle when I'm carefree

I doodle when I'm mad

I doodle to remember

I doodle to forget

I doodle to invent

I doodle to divert

 

I doodle for expression

I doodle for distraction

I doodle for enjoyment

I doodle for retention

 

I doodle to dream

I doodle to believe

I doodle to stay simple

I doodle to stay free

Paint

I don't like doing nothing... and my scanner was taken away! The point is that for some reason I am stuck on a PC and I have been forced to sketch using Microsoft paint to keep myself busy! Arrrgg!!!
Anywhooo, after my anger and panic attack, I am letting you know that I used to love doing stuff on paint. I would come up with the craziest designs and it was the next best thing. The problem is that now I don't really remember how to use it. Once I have put something down I can't move it or modify it and I think I remember being able to do so.
Anyway, I wonder if relationships are a similar event. You meet someone and they are great, they are funny, interesting, the next best thing! After a while, you're like what!?!?! Who is this person? Peeeyew! what is your name again?
No, not to that extent, but do we grow so close to people sometimes that we grow apart?

2 things I found out today...

1. I do not have ESP after all. Don't count on me to predict my future, nor yours.

2. I possess some qualities to be a TV anchor if I work hard to polish these skills I have a good chance of making it!

Laws of Conservation

One day, not too long ago; my dad told me that I have to take care of my body because if I don't, it can morph into something that will never go back to how it originally was. (Obviously meaning I need to close my mouth and excercise.)

The thing is that for some reason I was thinking about what he said today and as superficial as it came off, it has a very deep side to it as well. You see, a long long time ago someone very smart came up with a theory that stated that mass/matter can neither be created nor distroyed, it can only be transformed.

So in original thoughts, once my body has grown and streched it most likely will not go back to how it used to look. However, my real thoughts right now are linked to feelings and energy. To relationships and states of being.

Once you have had certain thoughts have you been morphed to never go back to innocence? Once you have been enlightened are you doomed to stay there and never go back to ignorance? Once a relationship has taken a step someplace is there no real going back?

Once you have felt is it possible to become insensitive?

So this makes me wonder, am I the kind of person who would rather close the metaphoric mouth to prevent my life from morphing or am I the type of person who will metaphorically excercise to turn my life into the most it can be?

Driving...

I don't know if it's just me. But when I'm driving my mind goes wild. It's like I gave it a ticket to lucid land. I have all of these great ideas, things seem clear, it's just great.

Two things derive from this. The first is obviously that I start lacking concentration on the actual driving portion of this activity. Which makes me wonder... is that why people are such bad drivers in Miami? They all just cruise around having these amazing epiphanies.

I'll be honest though, I really don't think people here have that capacity. Miami - lack of culture tip of the country. Why are people here such bad drivers?

Anyhow, the second thing is that I get frustrated because when I arrive at my destination my state of enlightenment disappears in full halt. I barely even function.

My mental potential could be set to so much more good and profit if it was utilized wherever it is that I go doing whatever it is that I do.

Unless of course this means that the things I do lack appeal and I should have a dramatic life change (gasp, wow. I ran out of breath just thinking this paragraph up).

Polar Me

How a person can reflect one thing outside and be completely different inside, I don't understand.

One of my favorite colors is grey. The thing is that I am not a grey person. In fact, I am very black and white. It is or it isn't, I am really happy or I am miserable, I am in a great mood or I am furious. I believe that in relationships there is no mid-point, you either give yourself fully or not at all.

I love circles, but I am very square. I am extremely methodical, I need to plan everything, I do not like to try new things, one of the worst feelings I can feel is insecurity, if I could have a checklist for life I probably would.

I am a mess, yet I am in order. I tend to make a mess everytime I need to organize. I do not like to fix surfaces, I like to dig everything up and then put it back together. Most of the time I am an emotional wreck, but somehow, I know exactly what is wrong with me, I just have trouble figuring out how to fix it.

I am extremely corny and sentimental, but I don't think I like for it to show. I actually feel like quite the retard typing up this post. However, I guess since I have taken the time to type it up and even made a nice drawing for it, I will share it.

YARO

es this is retarded;








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arely ever post
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h, well.