Wednesday, March 31, 2010

This is the true story of Dust, the bunny.














Hi name was dust. haha
He was a bunny.
He was born in a closet.
He mainly smelled of dust.
He did not have many friends.
Correction, he had no friends.
I feel now is the time to remind you
This story, although you may not believe me,
Is true.
Dust lived in the dark.
Until one day he was swept out of the closet.
(No this is not going where you think it is. Stop making things up in your head, this story is true I tell you)
And he had his first and only sighting of the world, until...
He met the dust pan!
The conversation went:

Dust Bunny: bfhdbgbjnasuds, fbfbcans! sdjfnhnvadma
Dust Pan: dmf jkagch jabse. fjdsb fbqac

I know, you don't speak dust, so I will translate.

Dust Bunny: Hi, I understand your name is dust pan. We have so much in common already, I bet we will be best friends forever and ever!
Dust Pan: Yes, hop on my back, we can run through the prairie together! NOT!!! You silly sucker, I hate dust bunnies, I eat them for breakfast!

And so the dust bunny was dumped in the trash.
And now lives in a giant land fill somewhere.

The moral of the story (According to Dust Bunny): Don't talk to strangers. Especially not ones called Dust Pan

The moral of the story (According to Dust Pan): Dust bunnies are stupid, and smell bad. Throw them all in the trash

The moral of the story (According to me): The moral of this story is useless to anyone who is not a dust bunny or a dust pan. And, If you are a dust bunny, or a dust pan, you wont ever read this story. And you suck

Friday, March 26, 2010

Monday, March 22, 2010

ToYs


I remember growing up there were those toys that I did not understand, but loved to play with.
Not knowing what the purpose was... how beautiful/stupid is that? Fuuun - Fun!


Then, there were the toys that I did not understand and did not like to play with and that just always seemed worthless and which the wold would be a better place without. They now remind me of being at a doctors office.


Finally, there are those toys that I plain out do not understand.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Things I did not know... did you know that...


Someone has a 'real boy' (as heard in Pinocchio), chia pet!


This one is a poser


Also...

hold on to your pants...

if you visit http://www.chiapet.com/ you can also buy:

The Clapper!!!...


AND...
The Clapper Plus


SHOCKER?!?!?!

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Got packed in lunch last night for flight...

Zero hour nine a.m.
And I'm gonna be packed in a box til then
I'm stuffed with beans so much and tons of cheese
It's crowded in this box
On such a timeless flight

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till lettuce brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a Taco Man
Taco Man please don't eat me leave me here alone







Monday, March 15, 2010

When your name is Pistachio...

and you're "the little boy that woodn't" you have no hope. None whatsoever in life.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

My Pukey green smiley disappeared from my ichat!



And that's about all I have to say about the subject. Except for: Why, oh, why?!?!?! How do I get it back?